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This is awful. Seriously. I'm on holiday in Norfolk and because we're here with a four year old, we've ended up having to come to this awful kids club thing. There are these idiots on stage and the volume is so loud it actually hurts my ears whenever anyone raises their voice. They are doing this stupid competition where parents draw things on a chalk board and the kids guess what it's supposed to be. It's possibly the worst thing I've ever seen. The kids seem to like it though. I honestly don't think I'd have liked it when I was a kid!

At least there is wifi here though.

Holiday...

I'm (almost) all packed and ready to go. I have two new audiobooks on my iPod, about sixteen DVDs that we're probably not going to watch packed in my laptop bag and far too many scrappy tops for the weather we are probably going to have.

Five adults, one small child and a flatulent, diabetic dog in a caravan just outside of Great Yarmouth for seven days. It's going to be interesting. Or it's going to be Hell. Not sure which at this point. Also, leaving my brother home alone worries me, he has been known to borrow my car without asking (I'm taking the keys with me) and is both an alcoholic and a drug user. I'm sure he'll be fine, but not 100% sure, you know?

Anyway, nothing I can do about it.

Hopefully the holiday will be good. It's a Haven park, which makes it sound like it's going to be super lame, but my niece if Four and taking her on a too hot beach holiday abroad just didn't seem fair. Of course, my mum is taking her to Disneyland in Paris later in the year, but whatever. I'm not jealous. Okay, I totally am.

Anyway, better sleep. I have to be up and out of the house pretty early in the morning.